報告總司令

By 周柏豪

我是四二八號宇宙傘兵
派駐這地殼 看住這星
報告總司令 報告總司令 大軍應該冷靜
我奉了命 以六百日看清
看清這裏 秘密地形
今天決定 毋庸殺戮而取勝
要是母艦決定馬上派兵
你會炸掉了最笨那星
平凡的生命 無聊的生命 或者真的過剩
要是當做廢物那樣殺清 來年沒有餘興
留下看人類 笑和淚 也算有趣事情
這個地球 像你 所想荒謬
住滿低等的智慧 和異獸之後
穿得暖 吃得夠 但全球仍然悶透
有人有人研究 新衣着 舊美酒
對污染卻沒搶救
攻佔地球 易過 捲起衣袖
但我喜歡這裏有人為我守候
真心當我好友 比賽之際回覆做對手
浪漫又矛盾 但在月球裏 沒有
結伴看着世上最爛笑片
再到處亂逛 拍下照片
閒來通通電 吃個好杯麪 就得這些片段
困在血肉裏面這六百天 重提尚帶微暖
難道我懷念 太懷念 抗拒再被殖上晶片
這個地球 像你 所想荒謬
住滿低等的智慧 和異獸之後
穿得暖 吃得夠 但全球仍然悶透
有人有人研究 新衣着 舊美酒
對污染卻沒搶救
不要 定案 全部戰艦撤走
給我 時間 巡視再多兩週
攻佔地球 易過 捲起衣袖
但我喜歡這裏有人為我守候
真心當我好友 比賽之際回覆做對手
浪漫又矛盾 但在月球裏 沒有
魅力沒人有 就是地球客 獨有
About This Song

The song "" ("Report to the Commander") by Chinese artist (Zhou Baichao) presents a captivating exploration of existential themes, military imagery, and relationships on Earth and beyond. At its core, the song reflects on the struggles and absurdities of life, echoing a sentiment of both hopelessness and yearning for connection. Through the metaphor of a soldier dispatched to observe the planet, the lyrics delve into the mundane realities of existence amidst chaotic circumstances and philosophical musings about humanity's place within the universe.

The narrative unfolds as the protagonist, a cosmic paratrooper, addresses their commander while observing Earth and its inhabitants. The lyrics poignantly comment on the human condition, exploring feelings of futility in the face of life's trivialities and conflicts. There is an underlying critique of how precious life is often treated with indifference, juxtaposed with the longing for authentic connections. The emotive delivery of the lyrics captures the tension between duty and personal desire, bringing forth the dichotomy of being a part of something larger yet craving a sense of belonging.

Musically, the track features a blend of electronic and rock elements, creating a soundscape that invokes a futuristic yet grounded atmosphere. Notable lyrical techniques include vivid imagery and a conversational style that enhances the relatability of the themes. The use of stark contrasts, such as the juxtaposition of "low intellect" and "high hopes," underscores the complex emotions tied to the experiences described. The rhythms and melodies complement the intricate nature of the lyrics, pulling listeners into the mix of introspection and commentary.

Culturally, the song resonates within the context of modern society's struggles with disconnection and the quest for meaning amidst rapid changes. Zhou Baichao's expression reflects a broader sentiment shared by many in today's world, making the track relevant across cultural boundaries. By capturing the contradiction of battling against the absurdity of life while cherishing the moments spent with friends and loved ones, the song speaks to universal experiences that transcend geography and language.