今次條片應該係我係自己channel第一次講電視嘅嘢啦
This is probably the first time I've ever been on TV.

Cantonese Sentence Breakdown

今次 gam1 ci3
this time
tiu5
strip
item
article
clause (of law or treaty)
classifier for long thin things (ribbon, river, road, trousers, people (in slangs) etc)
order
orderliness
ten dollars
pin3
thin piece
flake
a slice
to slice
to carve thin
partial
incomplete
one-sided
classifier for slices, tablets, tract of land, area of water
classifier for CDs, movies, DVDs etc
used with numeral 一yī [一]: classifier for scenario, scene, feeling, atmosphere, sound etc
to pare
KangXi radical number 91
應該 jing1 goi1
should
hai6
(Cantonese) to be
to connect
to relate to
to tie up
to bind
to be (literary)
to involve
relation
relationship
consequence
yes
indeed
right
ngo5
I
me
my
us
we
our
self
自己 zi6 gei3
myself
第一次 dai6 jat1 ci3
first time
gong2
(verb) to tell
電視 din6 si6
(noun) TV show
koi3
indignant
generous
to sigh (with emotion)
je5
thing
matter (Cantonese)
see also 乜嘢miēyě [乜嘢]
a derogatory way to refer to a person
heroin
la5
“now”, with an connotation of doubt
surprise
disapproval