How to pronounce 老二 in Cantonese (4 out of 5):

你舊事D老二蛋蛋片不如收起佢啦
You're gonna have to pick up the old D-Eggs.

Cantonese Sentence Breakdown

nei5
you (informal, as opposed to courteous 您nín [您])
can be used to refer to an unspecified person
舊事 gau6 si6
old affairs
老二 lou5 ji6
penis
蛋蛋 daan6 daan6
egg
pin3
thin piece
flake
a slice
to slice
to carve thin
partial
incomplete
one-sided
classifier for slices, tablets, tract of land, area of water
classifier for CDs, movies, DVDs etc
used with numeral 一yī [一]: classifier for scenario, scene, feeling, atmosphere, sound etc
to pare
KangXi radical number 91
不如 bat1 jyu4
not as good as
收起 sau1 hei2
verb; pack up something; cut out; retracted
heoi5
he
she
it (Cantonese)
Mandarin equivalent: 他tā [他]
la5
“now”, with an connotation of doubt
surprise
disapproval