How to pronounce 祭 in Cantonese (1 out of 29):

講笑姐...超獸神全部金蛋係正常XDDD (謎之聲:ಠ_ಠ)
Laughing, Miss -- all the golden eggs at the festival are normal.

Cantonese Sentence Breakdown

講笑 gong2 siu3
(verb) kidding; to joke
ze1
older sister
a term of address for an older female
a young woman
a house helper
a domestic helper
ciu1
to exceed
to overtake
to surpass
to transcend
to pass
to cross
ultra-
super-
extra-
superior
to jump over
to cross over
to rise above
to stare
to watch
glasses
spectacles
euphemism for 屌, 'fuck!', usually to express anger or discontent at an unexpected situation
sau3
beast
san4
deity
soul
spirit
unusual
mysterious
lively
expressive
expression
look M: 个gè [个]
(slang) awesome
amazing
god
the mind
demeanor
to appreciate
to comprehend
divine
miraculous
superb
by the spirit
countenance
supernatural
weird
insane
ridiculous
abnormal
damaged
out of order
an idol
fairy
a role model
a hero
zai3
to offer sacrifice
festive occasion
to worship
to hold a memorial service for
to wield (something magical)
全部 cyun4 bou6
(determiner) all of
gam1
gold
chemical element Au
generic term for lustrous and ductile metals
money
golden
highly respected
one of the eight ancient musical instruments 八音bāyīn [八音]
wealth
weapons
precious
excellent
durable
name of a dynasty
a surname
KangXi radical 167
a match
light
flame
daan6
egg
oval-shaped M: 个gè [个]
打dá [打]
a watch
fellow (used in conjunction with an adjective or a noun in a derogatory manner)
hai6
(Cantonese) to be
to connect
to relate to
to tie up
to bind
to be (literary)
to involve
relation
relationship
consequence
yes
indeed
right
正常 zeng3 soeng4
normal
mai6
riddle
conundrum
puzzle
enigma
mystery
zi1
1. (possessive particle, literary equivalent of 的de [的]), ‘s 2. him 3. her 4. it 5. subordinate particle 6. this 7. that 8. these 9. those 10. to go to 11. an expletive in a phrase or a sentence with no particular meaning 12. (of road) branch
sing1
sound
voice
tone
noise
classifier for sounds
fame
reputation
to declare
to make a sound